Dimensions
Two older men exchange pleasantries at a MOTO service station.
TED:
How do Will, funny seeing you here! Where you off?
WILL:
How do Ted. I'm just off to see me Mother like.
TED:
Oh aye, how is she?
WILL:
Not too good as it happens. She just got diagnosed with dimensions.
TED:
Oooh I'm sorry to hear that Will.
WILL:
You know, her age and all.
TED:
Ooh its nasty that. I'm right sorry to hear it. You will give her my love won't you?
WILL:
I will Ted, I will, thank you. Anyway, must be off.
TED:
Right well I'll see you then Will.
Ted's missus arrives.
TED'S MISSUS:
Who were that you were talking to?
TED:
That were Will from t'Flowers.
TED'S MISSUS:
Oh aye. How is he?
TED:
Not so good, his old Mum's just been diagnosed with dimensions.
TED'S MISSUS:
Oh she hasn't?
TED:
She has.
TED'S MISSUS:
Oooh that's nasty